i can't form long sentences and eric can't spell

juniper says:
i like the number 14

juniper says:
i dont know why

juniper says:
it looks friendly

juniper says:
it's not weird

juniper says:
but not obnoxious

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i agree

juniper says:
i think the number 4 makes me think of friendly things

juniper says:
because numbers which end in 4 often have lots of factors

juniper says:
and 4 is a perfect square

juniper says:
so is 1

juniper says:
and 2 times 7 is 14

juniper says:
and 2 and 7 are prime numbers

juniper says:
so i think i like 14

juniper says:
he's being weirded out

juniper says:
i like it

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hahaha

*smuck [écervelé] says:
11's not a bad nunber either, athough he likes to stand out a bit

juniper says:
yea

juniper says:
it's obnoxioius

juniper says:
i dont like it

juniper says:
i dont like the twin imagery

juniper says:
it's eerie

*smuck [écervelé] says:
12 is a bit obnoxious too

juniper says:
yea it is

juniper says:
it's such a small number to ahve so many factors

*smuck [écervelé] says:
15 is just evil, as is 16 and 18

juniper says:
it's like "look at me! i'm young but i have heaps of babies!"

juniper says:
skank.

*smuck [écervelé] says:
19's not too bad though

*smuck [écervelé] says:
haha, thats a funny way of looking at factors

juniper says:
yea, 16 and 18 are too representative of age

juniper says:
i like 24 though

juniper says:
it has lots of babies

juniper says:
but in a friendly way

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i prefer 56 over 24

juniper says:
because it's big enough to ahve babies

juniper says:
and it ends in 4

*smuck [écervelé] says:
56 is like sucess!

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it's like, awesome and sucess all rolled into one

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it's a good lump of money to have in your wallet

juniper says:
i like 100

juniper says:
it's obnoxious as fuck

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i don't

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it is, i don't like it

juniper says:
but it's sort of like i secretly have a crush on it

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it's always at the end of those number charts which plauge primary schooles

juniper says:
that's true

juniper says:
but i wasn't scared of numbers

juniper says:
i liked maths

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i like numbers which weren't the charct

*smuck [écervelé] says:
like 144

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and 121

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and 256

*smuck [écervelé] says:
256 reminds me of colours

*smuck [écervelé] says:
so i like that number

juniper says:
121 i like

juniper says:
it's a palindrome

juniper says:
palindromes are fancy

juniper says:
like rockstars or something

juniper says:
and 121 is also a perfect square

juniper says:
FUCK

juniper says:
have my babies 121

*smuck [écervelé] says:
ah, but not all palindromes are nice, some can looks terrible

juniper says:
truee

*smuck [écervelé] says:
haha

*smuck [écervelé] says:
1234321

*smuck [écervelé] says:
just looks like it's compensating too much

juniper says:
i think only odd number of digits palindromes work

juniper says:
something like 2442 is gay

juniper says:
it's like a retarded siamese twin

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it is it is

*smuck [écervelé] says:
yeah, but like, sharing one brain, and five bodies

juniper says:
if it was 24542 it's cool again

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hmm, it's still not as cool as 121

juniper says:
what else do you like?

juniper says:
yea

juniper says:
121

juniper says:
is fantastic

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hehe

*smuck [écervelé] says:
78's not bad

*smuck [écervelé] says:
oh

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and the square root of 3 is sexy

*smuck [écervelé] says:
seriously, how sexy is that

juniper says:
it is

juniper says:
it's sort of provocative

juniper says:
number 3 is provocative

juniper says:
but in a sexual way

juniper says:
number 2 is more demure

juniper says:
but also quite sexy

juniper says:
i think 3 is a blonde

juniper says:
2 is a brunette

juniper says:
5 is a redhead

juniper says:
they're all girls though

juniper says:
4 is definitely a boy

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i think 3 is more exotic though

juniper says:
it is

juniper says:
therefore more provocative

*smuck [écervelé] says:
2 is more conservative

*smuck [écervelé] says:
5 is just trying too hard

*smuck [écervelé] says:
too rounded off

*smuck [écervelé] says:
so it's an american

*smuck [écervelé] says:
because it thinks it's cool, but it's not

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and 1...1 is an arrogant bitch

juniper says:
it is

juniper says:
no

juniper says:
i dont know

juniper says:
1 is an enigma

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hmmm

*smuck [écervelé] says:
1 screams italian to me

*smuck [écervelé] says:
not sure why though

juniper says:
yea i sort of feel it

juniper says:
i think 7 would have good taste in music

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i think it must be that silly card game

juniper says:
uno

juniper says:
bahaha

juniper says:
i dont like uno

*smuck [écervelé] says:
7 reminds me of the saxaphone

juniper says:
really?

juniper says:
as in...

juniper says:
you think 7 would sound like one or it would play one?

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hmmm, just reminds me of one

*smuck [écervelé] says:
i think it's got to do with the look of the thing

juniper says:
ah ok

juniper says:
my house number is 373

juniper says:
it looks devilish

juniper says:
like johnny depp

juniper says:
if he was a number

juniper says:
he'd be something like 373

juniper says:
provocative and sexy and exotic

*smuck [écervelé] says:
my house number is 6

juniper says:
thus 3s

juniper says:
and then 7 would be the slight zing

*smuck [écervelé] says:
it's too modest and lame

juniper says:
it is

juniper says:
6 is boring

juniper says:
i think 6 would be chubby

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and 8 would be fat

juniper says:
lol

juniper says:
7 is thin

juniper says:
7 likes to mope around

juniper says:
7 probably does drugs

juniper says:
but 11 is the rockstar

*smuck [écervelé] says:
he's definately hard-core enough to do drugs

juniper says:
7 is the rockstar's best mate

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and 2 is the groupie

juniper says:
nono

juniper says:
3 and 5

juniper says:
2 is not a groupie

juniper says:
2 is the quiet girl who comes to the show with her older brother and his friends

juniper says:
she smokes a cigarette at the outskirts

juniper says:
she doesn't care for gigs

juniper says:
and 7 comes out and sees her

juniper says:
and he asks her for a light

juniper says:
i think her brothers probably know 11

juniper says:
anyway

*smuck [écervelé] says:
hmm maybe

juniper says:
this is getting a bit weird

*smuck [écervelé] says:
this is reminding my of playschool

*smuck [écervelé] says:
but with drugs

*smuck [écervelé] says:
and rock bands

juniper says:
haha?

*smuck [écervelé] says:
learning numbers?

*smuck [écervelé] says:
don't you remember those old segments how the numbers fly out of the weird playground equipment and through weird holes, and have a life of their own?

juniper says:
oh

juniper says:
i think that's sesame street?

*smuck [écervelé] says:
oh was it?

*smuck [écervelé] says:
oh yeah, i think it was